Fave Five: Maldives Resorts

Ah, the Maldives: the gently swaying palms; the crystal water; the blue skies. There’s something about the Maldives that amplifies the colours – the tones of the ocean contrasting with the blue of the sky, the white of the sand and the green of the foliage. Seriously, I suspect people from the Maldives may visit other countries and wonder why everything is in black and white.

You don’t go to the Maldives for a local experience, however. Malé is one of the world’s most densely populated places, and generally other islands are off limits to tourists (though there are a few homestay-type options that I’m yet to try).

I have visited a local island, and it is not a resort experience. But in a sense this takes away the need to explore. The Maldives is the perfect destination to chill out and relax.

So. What are my fave five?

Soneva Fushi

I’ll be honest: Soneva Fushi was my first experience of The Maldives, but I don’t believe that has swayed my judgement here. At the time I was told it was the largest resort island in the country (I’m guessing that’s changed with the weird land reclamation that has happened to create places such as The One & Only, which to my mind created some strange and unnatural beaches).

Bigger is not necessarily better, obviously, but the space here means that the villas can be tucked away amongst the foliage so you never feel on top of your neighbours, as is so often the case.

The activities are well worth a look. We did the Robinson Crusoe Castaway Picnic, in which we were whipped off to a private island (yup, not another soul in sight) with a picnic hamper, and a walkie-talkie in case the solitude was too much. It wasn’t. Experience of a lifetime.

Lovely: Space; ‘barefoot luxury’ concept; great house reef snorkeling

Less lovely: Not cheap, but that applies to everything in the Maldives

COMO Cocoa Island

Don’t let the exteriors of the Dhoni Suites put you off – COMO Cocoa Island is easily one of the top resorts in The Maldives.

The island itself is quite small, so there’s not much walking available, and all the guest rooms are over water. We stayed in a Loft Villa which was magical – loads of living space, decorated in neutral tones that don’t compete with the incredible hues out the windows, and a terrace with steps into the pleasantly sandy lagoon below.

It was such a good room that you wouldn’t leave, except that the restaurant is so good. A usual problem in these resorts is that you are trapped: you can’t go anywhere else for food. Most places do a pretty good job of catering – for a cost – but COMO raises the bar to another level. It’s the only Maldives resort I’ve been to where I didn’t want to leave because I hadn’t tried everything on the menu. Fab.

Lovely: Brilliant F&B – best we’ve had in The Maldives by a long shot; only 33 rooms; spa.

Less Lovely: Dhoni Suites are a bit of a naff ‘room in a fake boat’ concept, though you don’t notice that from the lovely interiors; it’s a tiny little island.

W Maldives

W Hotels don’t always hit the mark for me (perhaps I’m too old), but when they do…

W Maldives offers both on land and over-water villas. I stayed in both, and preferred the Beach Oasis – which as a bonus is the more affordable option. Plenty of internal space, a private beach in front, and some of the best snorkeling on the island right in front of the villa. What’s not to like?

I know the W brand is for younger folk, but the piped-in music on the walkways is unnecessary in my opinion, given you could make do with the sound of lapping waves. And you can’t blame W for their guests, but I did have a moment or two with pushy types at the buffet one night…what can I say? Money doesn’t equal class, apparently.

Anyway. It’s a pretty island, with smart rooms, and a spectacular seaplane arrival.

Lovely: Natural beauty; Spacious rooms

Less lovely: Unnecessary piped musak;

One&Only Reethi Rah

A lot of the resorts in the Maldives are on tiny little baby islands, and while there’s nothing wrong with that, it is also nice to have enough space to ride a bike around. Reethi Rah is just such an island. There are even signposts. The pleasant coolness of the forested interior contrasts with the brightness of the island’s sandy fringes.

It took me a while to twig, however, that the island itself has been partially reclaimed – the giveaway being horseshoe-shaped beaches, which are not a natural feature of the Maldives. It also means sandy, coral-free swimming if that is your thing. Swings and roundabouts.

Again, I stayed in both a Beach Villa and a Water Villa, and found myself gravitating to the Beach Villa, for the space – it’s actually quite massive – and the privacy, though you do pay handsomely for the privilege.

It is the sort of resort that can organize activities, and I had a sensational time snorkeling with manta rays. Unforgettable.

Lovely: Huge villas; activities

Less lovely: Strange reclaimed island; Eye-watering rates.

Anantara Dhigu Maldives Resort

‘Cheap and cheerful’ is not a phrase you’re going to use about many resorts in The Maldives. And I’m not about to use it for Anantara’s Dhigu Maldives Resort either, sorry. It is only mildly eye-wateringly expensive, however, so that makes it some sort of value here.

It’s an unusual resort in that is is part of a cluster of islands, two others hosting resorts (both Anantara branded too – Anantara Veli, which has an adults-only policy for those who don’t want to be hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet, and Naladhu Private Island, which offers only 20 large houses, most of which face a surf-lashed reef). You can opt to visit the other islands, though it is pleasant enough to see them across the aquamarine blue lagoon.

Still, Dhigu has its charms. Being a Thai-owned chain, it’s unsurprising to find the spa is really quite good. And it is one of the rare occasions where I find the Over Water Suites the preferable option, though doing so does push the price up quite substantially.

Lovely: A boat trip from Malé airport makes it an easily-accessed resort by Maldives standards.

Less lovely: Probably not the quietest resort on this list.

Fave Five: Bangkok Hotels

Bangkok is one of the world’s great cities. It is a city of ancient temples and rooftop bars, of street food and some of Asia’s best restaurants, of flashy shopping centres and massive traffic jams. Exhilarating and exhausting in equal measure, in Bangkok what you really need is an oasis to escape to at the end of the day. These are our favourites

The Siam Hotel

If you want to get away from the hustle of Bangkok, it is hard to do better than The Siam. It’s hardly in the centre of things, it must be said, but a vintage motor launch is easily the most civilised hotel arrival you’ll get in the city. The suites here are massive – and priced accordingly. We like the Riverview Suites, but there are plenty of choices.

Sundowners on the jetty watching the river traffic is a highlight, though in general the F&B isn’t – maybe it is just that there are so many other good options in town.

Love: Massive suites; Thai art deco style; serenity

Less lovely: F&B is a bit limited; the rooms are so comfortable it is hard to drag yourself away to explore the city; not close to any attractions

Hansar

For city-centre hotels the location doesn’t get much better than Hansar – Rajdamri BTS station is a five-minute walk down the small Soi that Hansar is on, Lumpini Park is just down the main road, and the Central shopping malls are around 15 minutes in the other direction. Yes, they might be a sweaty 15 minutes, but it sure beats being stuck in Bangkok’s notorious traffic.

We like the Luxury Suites for longer stays thanks to the small kitchenette (though they now charge extra for equipping it), but the Urban Suites are an even nicer design and spacious at 71 sq mt.

Love: Location; access to transportation; large rooms; great lap pool; helpful staff

Less lovely: Beds are a bit too soft for this bear

The Sukhothai

The venerable Sukhothai has had a spruce-up recently, and is back to its former glory. Surrounded by lotus ponds, and mostly consisting of low-rise buildings, the Sukhothai feels like a welcome respite from the noise and traffic outside (and Sathorn Road outside is pretty darned unlovely).

Club Rooms offer more contemporary decor and space (at a price), while the others feature darker woods and Thai silk finishes, without being too over-the-top. The standard rooms may feel a little small, however.

Love: Peace and quiet; massive pool

Less Lovely: Not exactly walking distance to much of note; transport is not close either

137 Pillars

For beginners there’s a somewhat confusing choice at 137 Pillars between Suites and Residences. If you want more special treatment, go for the Suites – consider them the club floor. Otherwise all the rooms have the feeling that the building was originally intended as a condominium, which isn’t all bad, because it generally means larger and more functional living spaces.

The star here is the rooftop area, with two infinity pools that offer sweeping views over the Sukhumvit area skyline (the bar-side one on the 27th floor is for all guests, while the 35th floor one pictured above is reserved for Suite guests and open 24 hours). The 27th floor bar is a great place for sundowners, though there is a rather disconcerting glass porthole in the floor that is a definite no-go for vertigo sufferers.

Location-wise you’re a longish walk to the nearest train station (Phrom Phong BTS, which is surrounded by high-end shopping malls), though 137 Pillars does have a London cab on hand to ferry you back and forth.

Love: Rooftop pools; rooftop bar; decent-size rooms; Bangkok Trading Post Bistro & Deli does some pretty nice casual dining; some good dining options nearby

Less Lovely: A fair way down a busy Soi; not much else of note in the immediate vicinity

COMO Metropolitan Bangkok

If you’ve ever stayed at a COMO property around the world you know that style is on the agenda, and the property in Bangkok is no exception. Every time I walk into the lobby I feel I need to up my fashion game, though it’s not oppressive.

The secret at the COMO is that the building was once the YMCA, though you’d only guess by the smallish windows and the somewhat convoluted path to the pool. Otherwise it’s COMO style all the way, replete with health food at glow restaurant and one of Bangkok’s best dining experiences at nahm.

Love: Style; smart rooms; dining; competitive pricing

Less Lovely: Busy Sathorn Road location is not pretty

Fave Five: Koh Samui Resorts

Koh Samui. It’s our favourite Thai island destination. Samui is home to hundreds of hotels and resorts, but not all are created equal. Here are our five favourites – the ones we keep going back to because of that something special that makes us Love It There…

 

Six Senses Samui

At the luxury end there are plenty of big brands with a presence in Samui, but for our money the Six Senses tops the list. Spacious and well equipped pool villas, really well-trained and helpful staff, pretty decent F&B, a lush forest setting, and killer views: what’s not to like? Okay – you will hear the air traffic from the nearby airport, and there’s not much of note to explore in the immediate vicinity, but the pros definitely outweigh the cons here. Plus, rooms here are much better value than the direct competition. Lock yourself away and enjoy.

Love: Private pool villas and gorgeous views

Less lovely: Pricey F&B

The Library

With its red-tiled pool overlooking Chaweng Beach, The Library doesn’t mind being different. And compared to the trashy standard on Samui’s busiest beach it delivers on all fronts. There’s only one restaurant, but it manages to offer something for everyone, and in a lovely beachfront setting to boot (a cocktail bar fronts onto the busy main street at the entrance). As you’re in the main tourist area, there are other dining options on the doorstep, so you never feel trapped or gouged. For the price, rooms are fairly basic, but refreshingly lacking in tacky Thai architectural flourishes, and new pool villas – we have yet to visit, but they certainly photograph well – look the goods. A surprising oasis of style in a sea of mediocrity.

Love: A sense of style and surprising calm on Chaweng Beach

Less lovely: Room prices are high

Sala Samui Cheongmon Beach

The older of the two Sala properties in Samui – the other is on Chaweng Beach – the original in Cheongmon still has a lot to offer. In some ways the individual walled compounds here are reminiscent of the Balinese style. You can expect privacy, but don’t expect views. Still, Sala offers excellent value for pool villas in Samui, and Cheongmon Beach has its charms too, being smaller, quieter and less crowded than popular Chaweng. There’s a pretty decent restaurant, and a pair of lovely pools at the beachfront too. Just be careful when booking – not all rooms have pools. Our pick is the Sala Pool Villa style.

Love: Private pool villas at competitive price

Less lovely: A large construction site next door may annoy

The Scent Hotel

Okay, this is a quirky choice, but we do like a small hotel, and with a mere 15 rooms, The Scent qualifies. Arranged in a horseshoe shape around the pool, some rooms are definitely better choices than others. We like the Beachfront Suites, both for the sea views, and for the extra privacy – the ground-floor rooms here, in particular, are fairly public, and only one of the three Beachfront Suites is on the ground level. There’s not the level of service you’d expect from a bigger hotel either, but The Scent makes up for that with some degree of charm.

Love: Small and charming

Less lovely: Lack of privacy in ground floor rooms

Hansar Samui

Hansar may seem another unusual choice, but it delivers on a lot of fronts. The rooms are spacious and well-equipped, plus you get a large private balcony with ocean views, and the pool is spectacular too. And while you’re highly unlikely to encounter a fisherman in Fisherman’s Village, which is a short walk away, you will find plenty of bars and restaurants. The downsides? The beds are too soft for some tastes, and the pool can get crowded.

Love: Space, value, location

Less lovely: You’ll encounter other guests when using the facilities.